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'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Sauce for the Goose

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Camel'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Speed Bumps.

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Golden Egg.

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

Wall.

Honk if you're a goose.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Please take a number...

'Baby's kicking again.'

Goose

Hooooooooooooonk. Woo-hoo! He saw us!

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

The End is Not Near.

"Is it the slime?"

Goose Bus Driving South