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Trash-talkin' artists

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Hairstyles

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

Painter's Duel.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Wake up."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

News Wear World

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Smoking Firemen.

Knight relieving himself.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Democratic convention.

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

sleeping teeth