Brush Battle Fan Mugs

Trash-talkin' artists

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Hairstyles

Tortoise polishing his shell

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Painter's Duel.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Wake up."

News Wear World

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Smoking Firemen.

Knight relieving himself.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Democratic convention.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

sleeping teeth

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.