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The Thumbkin Myth is Born

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Maths is fun!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Penguin Remote

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Addiction to mobile.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Wake up."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

'I believe you were first.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'