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The Thumbkin Myth is Born

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Maths is fun!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Penguin Remote

EU

Man Ray

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Addiction to mobile.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'I believe you were first.'

"Date night again already?"

"I Win!!!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Wake up."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

People who understand Venn diagrams

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'