Camera Fan Gifts

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

My First Camera

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Victorian Selfie

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Selfie

Statue of liberty selfie

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Man Ray

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"I love my luvvie."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"That's an old photo."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Cheese.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Angry pensioner

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Ice-Shelfie