Photo Fan Gifts

'No I don't like your idea for cheap wedding photos!'

Man Ray

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Victorian Selfie

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Statue of liberty selfie

Selfie

"I love my luvvie."

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Say 'cheese'!"

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

'Cheese.'

Rep-Tiles.