Hidden Camera Fan Gifts

''Candid Camera' is doing an episode about some sap who does nothing but watch T.V. all day.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Moon Lander

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Man Ray

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Stealth broom.'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

The invisible man makes a pancake

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

Passport Photos

A Cool Invisible Cow.

Escape Artists.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'