Hidden Camera Fan Gifts

''Candid Camera' is doing an episode about some sap who does nothing but watch T.V. all day.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Moon Lander

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'Stealth broom.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

The invisible man makes a pancake

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Passport Photos

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

Escape Artists.

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'