Fist Bump Fan Prints

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Flava Superba

Trash-talkin' artists

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'You've got lot toe!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Wake up."

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Look out for his low punches.'

No hitting below the belt!

Are we nearly there yet?

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'You've got him worried. I think he's afraid he might kill you.'

'He was there when we left the dressing room.'