Speed Bump Fan Pillows

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Flava Superba

Speed Bumps.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Are we nearly there yet?

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Manager please give 10%

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Honk if you love Jesus.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Roverdance.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"