Scrumping Fan Pillows

Flava Superba

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Are we nearly there yet?

'It's a Marimba!'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

Musician hurts his nose.

"Fifi"

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Chameleon.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!