Scrumping Fan Gifts

Flava Superba

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Musician hurts his nose.

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

'It's a Marimba!'

"Fifi"

Are we nearly there yet?

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Chameleon.