Bumper Car Fan Gifts

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Are we nearly there yet?

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Driving without a flag?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Bumper Limos

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

Bumper Car UFO.

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Honk if you love Jesus.

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."