Bumper Car Fan Mugs

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Are we nearly there yet?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Bumper Limos

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Bumper Car UFO.

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Honk if you love Jesus.

Finishing Line

Bumper Car Police Chase.