Speed Bump Observer Pillows

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Cake Walk.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Speed Bumps.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Hurdles with Steps

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Drive Thru Police Station

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

NO Vacancy: "Damn thing hasn't stopped flashing since I booked in!"

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Season Finale

First place / Second place next exit.