
"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."
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"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."
"It's a setup."
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.
"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"
'You're away, Doc!'
Free range cat food - mice running around the store.
"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."
"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."
'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'
'If you were a carp where would you go?'
'They're so obvious about it.'
Quick Sand and Slow Sand
'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'
"It works smart, while we work hard."
'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'
Big game hunter with big mouse trap
'This is the hole I was telling you about!'
'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'
'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)
'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'
I think I just figured out why this place was available.
Heyyy... where's mine?
'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'
A Better Mouth-Trap
'Talk about rough courses!'
'We saw a mouse!'
Money in mousetrap
'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''
Anti-virus Precision.
'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'
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