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'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'No ice.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

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"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Man frozen in portrait pose.