Draft Connoisseur Gifts

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'No ice.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Join me in a Martini?

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You call this a constitution?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"He's an abstract artist."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Malty tasking.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Cheese Secret

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.