Scratch Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Vincent Van Goat.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Jackson Pollock as a child

About the potter.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Masterpiece?

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Baker

Artist painting a dancer.

"But is it..?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."