Scratch And Sniff Aficionado T-Shirts

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Binary Man

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

Here's Waldo

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"Bad drawing."

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Sniffing Zoo

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Rowan Atkinson,