Scratch And Sniff Aficionado Gifts

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Binary Man

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Have you been scratching this?"

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Here's Waldo

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Rowan Atkinson,

Sniffing Zoo

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."