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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Fresh fish

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Abacus.

"Have you been scratching this?"

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Bad drawing."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

Rowan Atkinson,

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

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"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

A Good Bet.