Scratch-off Aficionado T-Shirts

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Fresh fish

Abacus.

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Bad drawing."

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Rowan Atkinson,

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

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