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"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"Have you been scratching this?"

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Back scratcher

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Warming up

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

Pisa Chiropractic.

"Yes, you'll do it? Or yes, you wish I were dead?"

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"

Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'Bad back!'

"… Now a little to the left … that's it, honey, nice … mmm … OK, now get lost."

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

'Portnoy, in Lieu of a raise or bonus, I'm giving you these 'instant winner' lottery scratch-off card.'

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

The problem with Scratch N Sniff lottery tickets.

I can't solve this problem, I'm banging my head against a brick wall!

'Darling. Is that the sound of Bobby on his new scratch post, I can hear?'

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'