Scratchcard Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Greetings!

Hungry For Art.

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Valentines for Things

society of cartoonists...

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

Diamond Geezer.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Couple with a scratch card - 'Wow! We haven't won a free holiday...'

Hockney by the Pool

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Frank Auerbach

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"

Cards for everyone: Birthday, anniversary and 'I told you so'.

Leaving cards leaving card display

Rudeness at the Greeting Card Rack

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'