Hook Work Gifts

Latch Hook...

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"FISH ON"

Hooks R Us.

University of Adversity.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Worm eats the fish.

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Kiss the Hook

Worm hiding behind hook.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Escaped Fish

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Fish Traps/Lure.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Mother, NOT with the crochet hook!'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

"You try it first, if it taste good I will eat the next one."

"With my boxing career, I was good at jabs and hooks, but my weakness was uppercuts."

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.