Hook Wizard Gifts

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"We only got six days of funding."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Dad's Workbench

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"FISH ON"

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Websiteless -- please help.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."