Hook Hero Gifts

A Bloody Butcher

Worm eats the fish.

"FISH ON"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Like father like son.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

The Politics of Food.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Woodwork

Hooks R Us.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A man working on a model airplane

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'That's the problem with being homeschooled...On a snow day, I'm stuck IN class.'

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

'I can't dunk.'

"Any side effects aside from ringing in the ears?"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

Beer Keg Babies

Fish Traps/Lure.