Crochet Hook Enthusiast Pillows

'Mother, NOT with the crochet hook!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"River well stocked this year."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

octopus knitting a jumper...

Patient after an appendix operation

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Hooks R Us.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Haircuts

Crocheting during lockdown

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Neptune: the retirement years.

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Watch out for number one.

Make do and mend

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"