Crochet Connoisseur Pillows

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Somewhere in France

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

About the potter.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'How does this one feel?'

Pick Me Ups.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Baker

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Crayo-Blah

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Easter Bunny Island