Crochet Crafter Pillows

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Brain Power

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Cross-country knitting.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Neptune: the retirement years.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Crocheting during lockdown

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