Crochet Connoisseur Mugs

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Instructional guide to scribbling

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Somewhere in France

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

About the potter.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Pick Me Ups.

'How does this one feel?'

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Baker

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Crayo-Blah

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'