Cv Crafting Champion Gifts

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

I love embroidery

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Sew on a sequin!

Ideas Man

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

The Solution!

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Inspiration Point

Wear your pens with pride

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')