Cv Crafting Champion Prints

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

I love embroidery

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

Sew on a sequin!

Ideas Man

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

The Solution!

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Inspiration Point

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."