Craft Fair Champion Gifts

Violence erupts at Scrapbooking Expo 20113 when Marge Durwitz refers to her longtime rival Janet King's work as 'crapbooking' once too often.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Ideas Man

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

The Solution!

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Inspiration Point

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Wear your pens with pride

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

Pinterest shaming

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Coronavirus Warriors

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Maud was finding potty training challenging.

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

'What's going on? -- First you say we should show originality, and then you mark my spelling wrong!'

"Mrs. Ross, may I make a suggestion?"