Craft Fair Champion Gifts

Violence erupts at Scrapbooking Expo 20113 when Marge Durwitz refers to her longtime rival Janet King's work as 'crapbooking' once too often.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Ideas Man

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

The Solution!

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Inspiration Point

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

Pinterest shaming

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Coronavirus Warriors

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Maud was finding potty training challenging.

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

"Mrs. Ross, may I make a suggestion?"

Art Gallery