Craft Fair Fanatic Gifts

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Face painting.

Funnel of Love

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

"She's a natural!"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I had a cough at the time!'

World of Cow.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Bumper Limos

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Fun at the Fair.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Sorry Kid?"

Roller-coaster

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Police Fair.

Artisanal Pottery