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'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Face painting.

Funnel of Love

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

"She's a natural!"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Bumper Limos

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Sorry Kid?"

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

Police Fair.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Roller-coaster

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'