Charter Enthusiast Gifts

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Soaring Profits

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Business is off the chart.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Out.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'