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A Good Ordinary Claret

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Sir Winston Churchill

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Second hand furniture.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Mouse Princess

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.