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The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Sir Winston Churchill

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Second hand furniture.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The Mouse Princess

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."