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Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

"There'll be trouble when the Chalkface hear the news - we've run out of chalk!"

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Swing me with your words."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

I will not waste chalk

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."