Chalk Enthusiast Prints

Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

"There'll be trouble when the Chalkface hear the news - we've run out of chalk!"

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Swing me with your words."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

I will not waste chalk

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Oh, sorry, I didn

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room