Chalk Aficionado Prints

"If I had to do it all over, I'd get the chalk concession around here."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Draw your own path."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'You've had enough!'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Roller Coasters

Tea Snob.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Lite Beer.

'It's just a first draft.'

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'