Chalk Aficionado Gifts

"If I had to do it all over, I'd get the chalk concession around here."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Draw your own path."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'You've had enough!'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Roller Coasters

I will not waste chalk kid...

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Tea Snob.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Lite Beer.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'It's just a first draft.'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'