Chalk Artist Enthusiast Gifts

Chalk Murder

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Draw your own path."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'...Or not.'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

The History Teacher

'I forgot the question.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."