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Chalk Murder

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Draw your own path."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'...Or not.'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

The History Teacher

'I forgot the question.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

I will not waste chalk kid...