Chalk Artists Gifts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Draw your own path."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

"Plagiarist!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'...Or not.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The History Teacher

'I forgot the question.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."