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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Draw your own path."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

"Plagiarist!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'...Or not.'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The History Teacher

'I forgot the question.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"