Chalk Art Lover Pillows

"Most of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'But I digress...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."