Chalk Art Lover Mugs

"Most of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"You're welcome."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Draw your own path."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature