Chalk Lover Mugs

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Go jump in the lake!

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Swing me with your words."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Man painting MOM on boat

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Balloon Surprise

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Canadian Canoe.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.